(via yummy-food)
(Source: myloveisdrivenbyrage, via bonoism)
Samson- Regina Spektor
He told me i was beautiful and came into my bed
(via andwearebasiclife)
(Source: sakurablossom64, via fuckyeahdementia)
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tells joke about santa’s little helpers: the subordinate clauses] ” Bottom text: “ [no one laughs] ”]
I need new jokes :(